Krista

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
iseathegalaxy
nitewrighter

Scooby Doo idea: Daphne Blake as the weird rich kid whose parents signed her up for a shit-ton of rich-kid extracurriculars like polo, fencing, and all of this other shit so they wouldn’t have to deal with her/bolster her college resume. She puts a lot of effort into actually being good at all these extra-curriculars bc she’s competing with all of her ~super successful and talented~ sisters for attention and ends up athletic as hell and socially stunted and like…really aggressive and competitive and never quite satisfied with anything she’s doing. The only other ‘High Society’ kid who can put up with her is Norville “Shaggy” Rogers —an anxious stoner with freaky strict parents whose only friend prior to Daphne was his equally anxious rescue dog—Daphne’s been beating up Shaggy’s bullies for years. Then there’s student council dweeb Fred Jones who’s always been groomed to be this ‘leader’ by his parents and is always pressured to go to these youth leadership things and stuff and yeah he’s pretty good at directing group projects, but really Fred’s kind of shy and more interested in engineering, forensics and maybe criminal justice and he’s been friends with this chick Velma Dinkley in engineering club who’s brilliant but she’s also tactless, awkward and very bitterly sarcastic to cover up for the fact that her book smarts far outweigh her social skills.

 So then there’s this mystery downtown and all five of them show up and there’s a mutual, “Oh hey it’s you: The weird kid from my school. What are you doing here?” and everyone goes around. Fred’s like, “Oh I knew the owners of this place and they said they might have to close down because of this ghost and I told Velma about it and Velma thinks we can get to the bottom of this.” And Shaggy’s like, “Scoob and I didn’t want to be home right now and we honestly didn’t know about the ghost but hey Daphne’s here so we feel safe enough to hang out and maybe Scoob can sniff out some clues or something.” And then everyone turns and looks at Daphne and Daphne’s just like, “I want to fight a fucking ghost.” 

fmlcomic

This is the most valid Scooby-Doo reboot in the history of reboots.

spongebobssquarepants
ruinedchildhood

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snyxiemear-uwu

ONCE TOLD ME-

lee-vc

THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME!

i-am-thevoid

I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

0alila0

SHE WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB

toytalababy

WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB

hifiblu

In the shape of an “L” on her forehead

nerdtasticsarcasm

Well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming

themanwhodividesby0

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

classytrashdaemon

Didn’t make sense not to live for fun

thebonemummy

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

ohimjustpeachykeen

So much to do so much to see

zaylove

So what’s wrong with takin the backstreets

frnkieroismydaddy

You never know if you don’t go

phanicatthemourge

You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

gerardsrighteyebrow

HEY NOW

bee-stealing-leg

You’re an all star

the-cabbage-person

Get your game on, go play

realinugirl

HEY NOW

keichanz

YOU’RE A ROCKSTAR

eternalnight8806-3

GET THE SHOW ON, GET PAID

parasite-suggestions

ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD

jessicatsixsixsix

Only shooting stars break the mold

gh0stpeach
shuricallme

It’s like two people who don’t exist are interacting

oystersaintforme

this is a video of two people who accidentally find out that they’re both extraterrestrials after they realize they speak the same language unheard anywhere on earth and jimmy fallon realizes what is happening and he tries to put a stop to it because if the government finds out about it they’ll kill all three of them

hellagoodtea
lycanography

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

farashasilver

Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.

Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.

“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”

“I used a fucking net.”

octoberreads

“How did you get past the dragon?”

Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”

“How did you get through the hedge maze?”

“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”

inspectorclarke

“How did you kill He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?”

“Shotgun.”

celesteandtheirfandoms

I’m crying